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Tuesday, June 8, 2010

"Raajneeti" -The Politics



   05th June 10:  A planning to watch the movie "Raajneeti". Failed to execute the plan. Reasons:
                      1. Santosh was having some commitment.
                      2. Me & AK was having a cricket match on 05th morning itself.
                      3. Ajeet, Suman, AK & Me again was having a Liquor-cum-dinner party.

However, the Plan was rightly executed on 06th June. Finally Me, Rishu, Ajeet, Suman, Santosh & AK went for the movie so called "Raajneeti". It was decided by the Board of Regiment* that 10pm - 1 am show will be a better option.
We entered the hall by running as we were a bit (5 mins or so) late. Let me tell u that here in south there is no craze of Hindi movies. Edhar to Rajnikanth hi chaye hue hain. These all bloody Tammis* love Rajnikanth and his movies. The best example was, the show was running only with 22 visitors inside the hall. Bloody Shame !

AK, Santosh, Ajeet & Suman liked the movie a lot. For Rishu, it was a mixed expression I think so. Now, coming to the point that what I felt about the movie. Lemme tell u that I am not a Politics/Raajneeti-freak guy. In fact I hate Raajniti/Politics. However, some of the scenes I liked was :-

(i) The unexpected kiss in the rain between Naseerudin Shah & some unknown (to me) actress.

(ii) The love/romantic/sad scenes between Ranbir kapoor and Katrina.

(iii) some of the smoking scenes performed by Ranbir.

(iv) The Background music which sometimes comes slowly slowly whispering "mora piya mose bolat nahi....."

And the whole movie expect the abovestated, felt me like something which is regularly generating a kind of itching/disturbness to my mind. In fact, Prakash Jha has not applied his heart in the making of the film. He has applied his cunning brain as well as the Present Scenario Politics and Past Mahabharata. C'on Jha Jeee come out of Politics/Raajneeti and think for a while. It will give a kind of pleasure/peace to you. This is the first movie I have seen, that after watching this, I felt that I have wasted my money as well as time & also taken a kind of headache.
Though, we enjoyed coz we all were there. At least not by the movie (not me) but by passing comments on each and every scene we watched.

Planning to watch, " I Hate Love Storys" !

* Regiment: The bonding of all six (ME, RISHU, AK, SANTOSH, AJEET & SUMAN)
*Tammis: The typical Tamilians

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Wittiest one liners

Assorted in this post are the wittiest
one-liners you would ever come across. Here it goes:

# But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.


# When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness .


# I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering


# I remember the time that I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.


# I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.


# Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.


# Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?


# Jesus loves you, it's everybody else that thinks you're an ass.


# We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the ambulance.


# We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.


# Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.


# Doctors are as complicated as their handwriting.